I just don't trust them. Who are they trying to impress? Women is the answer. Or if they're women then they're just trying to find something else to fucking moan about? I've never met a single vegetarian who hasn't fucking bleated on about it endlessly, somehow managing to bring a harmless conversation about anything around to how they're vegetarian and they're singlehandedly saving the planet. You're not! The cow has already been killed so you may as well eat it. Otherwise the steak remains on the shelf and then get's thrown out and sent to some landfill still in it's non-biodegradable packaging ith no chance of being recycled. Worst still- if you don't kill these cows, they go on creating massive amounts of methane gas which is destroying our precious ozone layer. Is that saving the World. Is it fuck! And to those vegetarians who go on about innocent animals being slaughtered and then go wandering around Tescos organic vegetable section in leather fucking trainers-Fuck you! Twice!

perhaps my views are schewed by the fact that I once went on holiday with teh most militant veggie cunt ever to walk this planet in shoe leather. Only after her food was ordered would she enquire about the methods in which her aubergine burger was cooked before sending it back. So what if it's got a bit of beef fat on it! Where else do you think the taste is going to come from? Thankfully, she's no longer a vegetarian because i spiked a glass of coke she had with a slice of ham. The best vegetarians though are the ones that have to wait for the fruit to hit the floor before they can harvast it. I wish those people woul all go and stand underneath coconut trees looking up.

Vegetarians-go and buy yourself a fucking Whopper meal. You're impressig no one!