All the time we talk about how we met Jesus and we were hanging out and doing charlie and it was FUCKED UP.

But what about the most mundane celebrity encounters.

I was queuing for a Haven gig and Noel Gallagher was stood behind. I turned round.

He looked at me.

He said "You alright mate?"

And I said "Yeah, not bad, yourself?"

And he said "Yeah, not bad, not bad."

Thrilling stuff