So, being at school is full of tales of hilarious accidents with the opposite sex if The Inbetweeners and American Pie have taught me anything (and the latter certainly has. best film ever). So let's have a regaling session.

This guy who was briefly the singer in my band was getting over the flu. His girlfriend didn't want to catch it, so while he was going down on her, he held out a condom and stuck his tongue through the teat. She had to hold her lips open obvs