I reckon as I pretty much like all types of music, my kids would be left to enjoy folk music, reggae and that nasally, annoying American college rock / emo. Or else some new form of music that combines the vocal talents of Ke$ha with the musical talents of The Residents.

But they could really get to me by having more drug fueled romps with varying sexual partners in a weekend than I've had in my life. This admittedly wouldn't be overly difficult.

Also, they'll probably buy The Daily Mail and subscribe to Sky just to really fuck me off. And support West Ham.

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What will your little shitbags dig?