cos you're too scared of how little money you've got, and you finally get the "bank has rejected request" message on the cash machine, and that means you've reached the edge of your overdraft that you're paying 20% APR on, and you've got no money basically. And this means you have to ask your mam if you can have some more of your grandparents' inheritance money to bail you out, and she'll ask you what you're doing with your life and try to make you stop living the playboy lifestyle. And you've got a big spot on your bellend which you want to pop but it hurts too much

yeah, that