A tramp stared at my anus in aldi
A tramp stared at my ass in asda
A tramp stared at my balls in budgens
A tramp stared at my cock in costcutter
A tramp stared at my dick in dunnes
A tramp stared at my flaps in farmfoods
A tramp stared at my hairy axe wound in happy shopper
A tramp stred at my love stick in londis
A tramp stared at my minge in morrisons
A tramp stared at my norks in netto
A tramp stared at my schlong in sainsbury's
A tramp stared at my twat in tesco
A tramp stared at my willy in waitrose

...I only went in for some Findus Crispy Pancakes and a value tub of KY Jelly.