1. Sometimes, I should really heed my own advice.
2. I really wish I was in Paris having a croque monsieur right now (that's a ham and cheese toastie to any of you filthy minded people).
3. This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJZClWbo980
4. Scout is fucking gorgeous! But she is NOT stealing my man without a proper bitch-fight.

Yup, that's all I've got. Thanks for listening.