HOLD THE HEADLINES! Southend United win a game in 2010! The only football league side to have not done so managed to get a crucial 3 points last night scoring 3 absolute peaches by all accounts. 3 unbeaten now since the change of assistant coach. Can we stay up? Who knows...

I think we should start a book on when Zola gets fired today. His side went down 3-1 at home to lowly Wolves, who look like a side doing just about enough to stay up. Cole gets in trouble as he leaves the pitch also.

Newcastle march on, Crystal Palace slide on, Bristol City & Barnsley serve up an 8 goal thriller.

4 games in the Premier League tonight. Chelsea away at a Portsmouth side who have nothing to play for and therefore are now doing really well. Man City & Everton is probably the most headline worthy match otherwise.

A dramatic last minute goal from Scott Boyd sets Ross County up for a 2-1 win and a Scottish Cup semi-final against Celtic.

Redknapp wants to sign Sandro. He likes signing people, dunnhe? Shilton reckons Hart should be England's number 1. Joey Barton 'wants' to be a good man.

Probably some other stuff...