I see DanielKelly is already on so I may be pipped to the post

Top news: Man Utd to sell Berbatov to help fund a move for Benzema and Silva. Shame, I think Berbatov is pure class, but he needs a foil and just doesn't fit in Utd's system.

RVP will play against Spurs. Odds on him breaking down in the first five minutes?

Prison has sent Marlon King loopy as he says when he's out he's signed a pre contract with Chelsea. He's also converted to Islam and is allegedly calling himself "Abu Hamza". Hmmmm.

Sagna's agent is playing games about a move to Inter