"James, you have to get a train through to Glasgow at 2.30pm today to pick up a company car and then drive it back through rush hour traffic so you're going to finish late."

(i may have embellished that slightly so you understand the annoying implications of my job)

How justified would I be to fling my cup of tea in her face while screaming "THAT'S NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION YOU STUPID BITCH"?

Anyway, current work woes below please...