Inter beat Barca convincingly in the first leg of their Champion's League semi-final. I take particular joy in the fact that Inter were allowed a clearly offside goal and that Dani Alves was booked when he was hacked down in the area. How do you like them applies, Barca? I'm not bitter.

Bayern Munich-Lyon tonight.

QPR assure themselves another disappointing season in the Championship by beating fellow strugglers Watford 1-0. Reading throw away a two goal lead to draw at Scunthorpe.

Liverpool and Fulham begin what the media would have you believe are Argonaut-like quests to their Europa League semi-final first legs.

More stuff about Milner and Fergie.

Essien picks up a little knock which leaves him out of the rest of the season. He'll no doubt be fit for the World Cup, where he'll pick up a small injury which Ghana will fail to treat, leaving him out for the subsequent 36 months. Sadface.