The Sun's backpage is carrying a story about Pompey and the ridiculously convoluted financial misdemeanours that have led to them owing Spurs money for a player who has never had anything to do with Spurs. The advert next to the headline reads 'Are you owed £2,000?'.

That's all I really wanted to draw anyone's attention to, but while we're here:
- Bayern won a really god-awful game 1-0 against Lyon last night. Kudos to the ref for sending off Ribery
- Aston Villa beat Hull 2-0 in a game that in all probability doesn't change the trajectory of either club
- Liverpool and Fulham play the first legs of their respective Europa League semi-finals tonight
- Gareth Bale is definitely, 100% going to Man Utd in the summer. Along with Palacios, Modric and Dawson. Portsmouth will somehow end up paying for the whole deal.