Palace blow their chance to assure Championship safety, drawing 1-1 with promoted West Brom. Even I might have to watch, or at least listen to, their do-or-die clash with Sheffield Wednesday now.

Former Everton and current Manchester United player, he who also might be remembered by his 'I HATE LIVERPOOL' outburst, Wayne Rooney has pleaded with Liverpool to not lay down for Chelsea.

Steven Gerrard has confirmed they won't. They'll get beaten fair and square. I think The Sun is carrying a story about Stevie G and Alex Curran today but I've not seen it.

Lyon-Bayern tonight.

Anything else?