It had nothing and I mean nothing to do with me. It was on the most tedious topic ever and it went on for two hours and the only thing I said was "5th is a Saturday" and one minor joke (the only one in 120 minutes). I've had meetings where I have been bollocked and they were far preferable to this.

What's the worst meeting you have ever been to? Oh, what do I care, I feel shell-shocked and just wanted to vent.