Where is everybody? Allow me to stream my consciousness.

My neck hurts and I think my chiropractor is possibly a charlatan. An out of work actor, perhaps, posing as a spine-mender. The giveaway is the cold hands- surely the first thing they'd teach you in back-mending school is to heat them up a bit? Anyway, this is annoying, as I was hoping to go to yoga at lunchtime, but can't risk it and will need to go to disgusting spin class instead.

I applied for 4 jobs last night and got all excited about it, but now I'm in the office, I feel like a bit of a traitor (which is hilarious given recent events at work.) I am still very excited about jobs and moving though- VERY excited. My boss is putting on his pretend baritone voice (his "important" voice) on the phone- he normally speaks in a trebley squeak. I want to throw a stapler at his head SO MUCH.

I had a dream last night I was a shepherdess and lost half of my flock. What was that all about then? (I did find them before I woke up, thankfully.)

Tonight I'm going for a drink with one of the girls from my old book club. She has a phD in road traffic analysis- isn't that interesting? I do love a good contraflow.

Your day?