Here's mine from just a moment ago whilst talking to Bam.

Colin

also I discovered that google chrome is waaay the best browser
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Me

I know right

I use it for anal websites which have too much info
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Colin

it loads super fast
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Me

Obviously I don't mean anal as in porn anal

but the other meaning of anal

oh my goodness
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Colin

plus the way it searches auitomatically in the adress bar is genius

haha

LOL
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Me

facepalm
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Colin

I didn't even pick up on that meaning until you said
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Me

double facepalm