i.e. make a 15-minute radio piece on the subject of, I think, British climatology as viewed through the lens of fluctuating bird populations

Racked with self-doubt and inertia, I've been putting it off and off but fucking hell I need to do it NOW. Instead I do one of two things:

a) Stay at home. This means internet, streaming sport, posting to DiS or another forum I frequent, doing nothing.

OR

b) Go out. This means meeting friends, watching movies, going on dates, watching and playing cricket, doing nothing.

There's no third way, which would be 'staying in and organising interviews, then going out and recording them'.

I have two weeks. What do I do? I don't want to be a journalist, I just want to finish this goddamn course. I'm aware I sound pretty pathetic but I need some sort of rocket up the arse.