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being in a love triangle with an ape

ideserve2 [Edit] [Delete] 21:35, 1 June '10

inspired by the existence of this film:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanya%27s_Island

so, you're seemingly in a deserted tropical paradise with the significant other of your dreams. you are completely happy and want for nothing (the advantages of your situation mean you don't miss anything, okay).

however, every night your significant other is fucked by a giant ape. your significant other is in also love with this ape, so you can't just kill it and get on with your life.

would this be a dealbreaker? bear in mind that you don't have a boat or anything so you'd be dooming yourself to a life of loneliness on the same island while your lover fucks the ape.

what would you do?


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