Christ this place is depressing the motherloving fuck out of me today. These threads in particular:

- What's the best way to get fit FAST?

Answer: THERE IS NO WAY. Well then, it looks like I'm going to stay heroically unfit and die young/be a massive burden to the NHS to my last wheezy breath. Awesome.

- My hair is actually shoulder length

I miss long hair. Now my head is a shiny as a cue ball. Damn my crappy genes!

- That oil slick one

I only went in to post yesterdays xkcd and somehow found myself reading about pensions and savings. I don't want to consider pensions and savings as an underpaid temp living on the edge of my overdraft every month. Now I'm forced to consider the very real possibility that I'm going to have to work tirelessly until my last wheezy breath. Awesome.

- That ironic sexism one

Why don't my trousers have a secret scrotum tickling hole?

Which threads are depressing you today?