Woy and MOAN are the frontrunners for the Liverpool job, for some reason. Can’t see them wanting to leave though, considering there’s no money. And if the owners do move on their position could be in danger. Don’t know why they want them anyway, considering most Liverpool fans have been whingeing about Benitez’s dire defensive tactics for his entire reign

Yaya Toure’s agent has said that he’s signed for a Premier League club, but won’t say which. Blackpool fans, don’t get your hopes up.

Dynamic lynchpin of the England side Gary Barry has been training today. Always seems to be the most important England player who faces a race against time to get fit ahead of a tournament. They’re normally utterly ineffectual in that tournament, of course.