Can't be bothered to find a link, but the first thing Dave did when he assumed office was to drink the blood of 20 babies while stamping repeatedly on a fox's head. There was no press release, no public announcement, no statement, and certainly no consultation with the mothers. He just did, belched loudly and then got in No. 10's family-sized shower with Sam.

A brilliant initial 'fuck you', or simply a man struggling to do his best for the country while assuaging his somewhat unsavoury appetites?