- Give a reaction to every song, usually negative. Look up at the ceiling like they're working out what it is, then normally pulling their face in a "no thanks" way and looking at you and mouthing "boo" or whatevz. Stop crying and just dance to whatever comes on (unless it's Muse).

- Slide their arms past you to touch the bar when you're at the front of the queue, staking their claim to the next place. Always little short losers. Get your arms off me.

- Stand there watching when you pull, like some kind of dogger. Go away and let me smooch in peace.

- When you're queueing, maybe halfway up, and your mate/s walk past the queue and spot you and go "Alright man!" and jump in next to you. You can't say "Get to the back" because you'd look like a wanker to the friends, but everyone behind you is understandably well pissed off and you have to kind of subtly shake your head at them without mate noticing. ARGH just queue.