I'm aware of the etiquette at the men's urinals, so don't go accusing me of breaking any of the unwritten rules. However, although you don't have to look you can't help but hear and something I have been aware of for some time is that I don't seem to urinate with the same ferocity as other men. I appear to be set at kitchen-tap-at-75%-strength, whereas others appear to be trying to blast some sort of escape tunnel out of there.

I don't really have a question to follow this up with.

Now you say something