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Man: (Noticing I bared a passing resemblance to Jesus, Son of God) Oi, Jesus innit

Me: (Smiling) Yes, mate.

Man: (Smiling back) Ten Commandments, innit

Me: (Smiling again) I think you'll find that's Moses, mate

Man: (Frowning) I think you'll find that's shut up, mate

Fair enough I suppose.