If I weren't a massive coward, I'd fuck them all to death with a rusty potato peeler.

Kids on little bikes, okay, it's annoying, but I'll let them off if they learn their cycling proficiency (now apparently called "Bikeability") and get on the road.

But today I was nearly crashed into and knocked into the road by a twat in full on Tour-de-France gear, coming down the fucking pavement.

IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO RIDE YOUR BIKE ON THE ROAD THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO RIDE A BIKE.

Rant over.

Now watch as some cyclist is killed by some twat driver and I feel really bad.