Selected highlights include:

Jan 9 - Making a cup of tea, felt dizzy and collapsed on floor.
Jan 20 - Emptied toilet brush, inhaled 'Protect' cleaner, fainted.
Feb 3 - Burnt hand removing lit cigarette from ashtray.
Mar 17 - Struck in the face when removing vacuum cleaner nozzle.
Mar20 - Slipped on bird droppings, fractured fingers putting hand out

When did you last injure yourself in a vaguely amusing or embarrassing way?