I've picked up an consignment of bully beef, but don't tell Jonesy, his says business 'as been slow of late. Not surprised, the prices he is charging for scrag though, so come see me - 1 and 8 the tin.

Also, for the ladies, I have some stockings come all the way over from Paris. 2 and 6 for three pairs...well there is a war on missus, treat your fella before he ships off.

If anyone 'as any requests, just give me a 'oller, I can get me 'ands on most things *taps nose*

Remember, just tell Capt Mainwaring I've got a gammy leg!