Who would make it to the end? I see myself as the kind of guy who hypes himself up for months before the event and then gets laid out with a rabbit punch by a fat dude about 8 seconds in.

I see Chris_is_cool as a Kurt Angle-style wrestler, and the likes of Ronco and Cronin as the managers wandering around distracting the ref. Also - Bumbler and Michael would make an incredible tag team.