So i leave the flat this morning with my brother and notice some shoes out on the landing, i think this is weird but then it gets even weirder, i go down the stairs and theres a woman flat out on her back on the stairs. Im thinking wtf is going on here. She doesnt look hurt but i try and wake her up to see if shes ok obv and she seems totally out of it. Im trying to find out if she lives in the block but shes talking gibberish, like shes on some sort of hallucinogen cos no one can get this drunk, stuff about finding a king for her kingdom. She gets all defensive when i try and ask where she lives so after a couple of mins i have to go and squeeze past her. When i come back later shes gone. My bro took pics...

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