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Scotland's is, rather unsurprisingly, IN DEFENS. A national motto that is also a drunken slur of a sentence? Nice.

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Norway is a bit greedy though. "ALL FOR NORWAY", and by extension, "NONE FOR YOU, NER NER NER".