...we're blates ready for the daily bad boy, so here goes.

Mancini's relentless tapping up of fernando torres continues. Somtehing about class. Elsewhere in manchester, £25m-flop Jo scores in a friendly, ballotelli for £24, and ireland hates the gaffer

Ferdinand's out for a further 6 weeks

Drogba needs surgery

Woodgate needs surgery and a new body and then he'll still probably be forced to retire

Djembe djembe to west brom

Hooper to Celtic

Beckham to west ham