1. Eats cheese. Wtf is this about? Its always that stupid soft cheese as well. Eat some cheddar you fucks.
2. Smells of garlic. Why don't French people brush their teeth after eating so much of it? I always do. You stupid arseholes.
3. Wears those blue and white stripey tops. These are so stupid and gay. I only wear block colour t-shirts.
4. Smokes cigarettes in black and white whilst talking about Kierkegaard. These stupid speecy fucks like Jean Paul Sartre in their French movies from the sixties what a bunch of stupid fucking mong-farms.
5. Gothic art originated in the country where they live. What a pile of arse muchers. I hate gothic art! Its so gay!

Spot on man, spot on.