Man U without their best players, coming off a loss to Kansas City, in preseason... MLS, I gather, is sorta moved up to only being second-rate compared with Premiere League. Therefore, Sir Alex is going down!

Predictions:

MLS All-Stars 2 - 1 Man United.

Also, if someone would be good enough: I root for Fulham in a very American, read: not really, sort of way. Give me the basic lowdown on the Premiere League and the Falcons chances.

Also. Is Landon Donovan going to the Premiere League? Would any of you want him for your team? Is he gay? I think he's gay. What two players tonight will shine, and which two would you like to see get into a fist fight? Is everything really bigger in Texas? DiScuss.