i'm bringing back the daily football thread gravy train. Choo chooo

Spurs beat the best team in Europe 1-0 thanks to their young English full back. Fabio, get him on that plane.

some people really want to buy Liverpool, for some reason. These people with squillions to spend don't seem to be smart enough to realise there's no money to be made from football. Unless you're a Glazer

Al Fayed starts trolling about Woy: "I'm sure he'll take Liverpool downhill. He was just a bugger." Definitely not bitter

Spurs after Huntelaar. Can't imagine why, he's absolutely pants. They might want to look into buying themselves a centre back as well. Redknapp hasn't tapped any defenders up yet has he? Get on it son

Barca want Arteta instead of Fabregas now. Arsenal need to stop being so coy and accept that a player who doesn't want to be there is no good to them. Besides, with that 25 million they can buy plenty of 5 foot nothing French centre backs