http://m.guardian.co.uk/ms/p/gmg/op/svVCKsOder7fe3RtcOrYA_w/view.m?id=527034&tid=120787&cat=Business

1 Chorlton-cum-Hardy, Firswood, Manchester, 8.65%
2 Blackheath, south London, 8.17%
3 Hammersmith, west London, 8.06%
4 Finsbury Park, north London, 7.94%
5 Roundhay, Leeds, 7.88%
6 Bestwood Village, Nottinghamshire, 7.82%
7 Wythenshawe, Northenden, Manchester, 7.82%
8 Chiswick, Gunnersbury, Turnham Green, west London, 7.74%
9 Austhorpe, Leeds, 7.71%
10 Battersea, south London, 7.66%
11 Upper Holloway, north London, 7.62%
12 Gerrards Cross, South Bucks, 7.59%
13 Southwark, south London, 7.55%
14 Bishopston, Bristol, 7.53%
15 Beckenham, Kent, 7.49%
16 Apperley Bridge, Bradford, 7.46%
17 Forest Hill, Honor Oak, south London, 7.43%
18 Enfield, north London, 7.42%
19 Brixton, south London, 7.27%
20 Redland, Montpelier, Bristol, 7.27%

Chorlton were never like that in my day. I'm a bit worried that when I'm down for visiting next weekend it'll be overly rough compared to the genteel streets of Glasgow's East End that I've since become accustomed to.

In fact, there's not a single Scottish (or Scouse) area on the list. Something must be amiss, no?