Well, it seems that if I'm waiting for my team to appear with a massive three tiered cake from Choccywoccydooda (yes, there is such a place. whoever came up with the name needs shooting.) then I'll be waiting a long time.

Apparently, "the done thing" is for me to buy everybody else cakes, as if it's my birthday.

I'm thinking I may go to Greggs for a selection and get some fudge doughnuts, yum yums and strawberry tarts. Anything else? Pineapple cakes? DO they do fern cakes in England?

So, what's your cake of choice.

Anybody who utters the words 'krispy kreme' is going onto the plebs column of my spreadsheet by the way.