Various low-level pop stars.

Does anyone ever ponder these things? Like "I wonder what Shovel from M-People is doing right now?" or "What does the bassist from The Lightning Seeds do with himself these days?".

You know, people who at one stage in their lives got to go on Top of th Pops, but now might get invited to a fucking barbeque or whatever by their brother-in-law or something and get asked 'Oh, so what do you do?' or 'Remember M-People?! They were shit!'.

So, do you know what any no-mark indie schmoes are up to these days? What happened to that guy out of Methodaire?

ENLIGHTEN ME.