if you're not on the train too bad! it's got to run on time! there's no room for error or lateness!

That's right, they'd leave with no dinner for the passengers and trains NEVER are delayed or run late.

So Dicks oyster was too fishy but looked brilliant and Christine did the impossible but still got slated...Lisa however did nothing but peel and boil parsnips and carrots and put some meat in an oven and wonder why it wasn't cooking BECAUSE YOU KEEP OPENING THE DOOR

On to Michelin whatsit...Dick, hardest job butcher and cook the kid, criticised for his butchery I thought was a bit hard really...Christine and a pigs head was a totally brilliant combination, Lisa and a tough sponge, melted pudding and sprayed chocolate...I liked when the chef went from nice guy to shouty at her though

I really WANT Dick to win, but have an angry feeling it's not going to happen