neighbours are having a party, playing shit shit shit music and hitting bongos and chanting utter toss in their back garden. it so loud we assumed it had to be the upstairs neighbours, but NO, it turns out it's the neighbours about six doors down in the row of houses at the rear of our row. so i called the council noise service. HAH FUCKERS. i might get up early and go egg their front door as well*

anyway: someone entertain me, please.

*not really