I cycle with these battered old dress up shoes with metal buckles because they are confortable when riding and I can't afford proper cycling shoes.

Anyway, I'm going to a gig today with 3/4 shorts, black socks and proper dress up shoes. I look likea tramp that just fished out his evening attire from a bin outside Oxfam.

Obviously those of you at Touble Books tonight will notice because I've just told everyone here.

But how bad is this?