the winner gets an invite to my 50th birthday......although i would advise against it, its being organised for me by mrs knees, so its only family and stuff, but its extended family so i have to get some invitations printed off (I do not want any clinton csrd capitalist exploitation muck around though)
So please submit your best efforts (or jokes at my expense)
or not...i mean why should you, just cos im lazy/uninspired?