I'm having an exciting Saturday night in, studying and also playing with WolframAlpha. I put my birthdate in on one of many bored whims and, apparently, it will actually tell you exactly how many days ago any date was. So I'm 7,953 days old. (Also, it was a new moon when I was born. That's cool.) Tell us how many days old you are, and see just how much younger or scarily older it makes you feel by comparison.