http://www.sfexaminer.com/sports/soccer/togo-soccer-federation-chairman-team-that-played-against-bahrain-completely-fake-102876134.html

Bahrain 3 - 0 Togo

But apparently the Togolese federation new nothing about the match or any of the players who took part. Oh and the bit about the gangsters isnt in this article but I did read it somewhere, but now can't find it.

Q1. Man marries goat?
Q2. What's your favourite ever fake / hoax
Q3. Which national team shall I pretend the dis red/blue dream team is and who shall I pit them against?