Bought some new jeans at the weekend, erring on the side of tight only to discover upon trying them on for more than eight seconds that they're A Bit Tighter Than Tight.

However, I'm already beginning to feel the benefit - i feel snuggly secure, i have a certain french charm to me (well, the half of me) and i am perpetually innappropriate, which feels nice.

Do you wear tight jeans? I bet you do.