except in "deep red" and for £27.

http://www.cavenders.com/product.asp?cat=8&dept_id=512&pf_id=TLCT2023

It seemed like a good idea at the time but except for crushing out cigarettes with the heel and walking down gravel driveways menacingly in the dark they're practically useless, and I've largely given up doing both of those lately.

I decided I’d wear them into work today and unfortunately it turns out they are an absolute magnet for slurs against my sexuality. Philistines

*puts feet up on desk David Brent-style*