How are you today?

I vomited this morning and it feels like an alien is about to burst out of my stomach, so I'm not going to go to work.

This has cheered me up somewhat, hyperboleandahalf's method for dealing with close talkers.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S6lKcq4GY-I/AAAAAAAACXQ/uHBAwcQUQks/s1600-h/awkward+close+talker.png :D