MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD

So, I go away for a few weeks, come back and check my profile and I'm down to 350 board posts or so. Im sure I was passed the 500 mark (800'ish?), bloody sure of it. Say's all my last posts were in April 2010 (overlooking some of my best work between April-September).

I was working towards the 1000 milestone before, now the goal posts have been moved (stolen). I don't think I can go on.
I demand their immediate and safe return or it's bloody fucking over.