AT HAME

Tommy - "MAW Where's Ma Box?"

Tommy's Maw - "Ah'v Nae Idea Tommy, Whar you leave it aboot?"

Tommy - "Nae Idea MAW, if ah kenned tha Ah would'nae have lost it, eh?"

Tommy's Maw - "Aye sorry tommy, Ahm Wrang, but i dinnae ken whar it is"

Tommy - "Fuck'it ahm go'an tae School"

Tommy' Maw - "bu tommy you'll be banned fae assembly"

Tommy - "Fuck'it"

Tommy's Maw - "Dinnae use language like that Tommy"

Tommy - "Sorry Maw"

AT SCHOOL

The Headteacher - "Tommy McDougle, Where is your Box?"

Tommy - "Nae got it Sir"

The Headteacher - "You are now banned from assembly"

Tommy - "Och NO, Ahm Banned Fae Assembly"

SCENE