t'other night i had one of those moments of bloke-dellusion where i was suddenly, *definitely* sure that the russian-looking waitress serving us was checking both of us out in a sexy way.

oeuf pointed out that i was a) talking bollocks and b) a sad, sad man, BUT it made me think - if someone is at the stage that they need a three-way to get them off, do they have standards concerning how the hot couple are?

and therefore, while we've had a 'rate your own hotness thread' a few weeks back, do you rate yourself and your partner (if you're taken) or ex (if you're not) hot enough to net a moderately hot third person of either sex for some rumpy pumpy.

i am still drunk, and looking back this thread already doesn't quite work. but that's okay because as mentioned, i'm still drunk.