*shakes head in complete self-disgust*

look, i'm fucking sorry ok?...i didn't want gum sick and back wax to some in the same week, ok?...i didn't fucking plan this you judgemental pricks.

now....there is fuzz on my lower back, and a little sprouting around my shoulders. i'm not covered by any means, so this is an act of prevention, not cure....let's get that straight now.

i just don't want to shave it and let it grow back spikey and get worse....and i don't want to leave it, because i think it's a faux-pahahah for a man to have hair on the back.

so wax it is, ok?

now...to me, looks like i have three options.

1. get wax and do it myself

2. get wax and get a friend to do it

3. go to a proffessional

could we discuss thee three options please?

also...

any men here get waxed?
women....do you need the back clear of all hair on yr man?
what's the best wax product to get?
what sort of dollar should i be looking to hand over to a pro to sort me out?

again, i can only say sorry for my actions.

it's 2010, ok?....you can't hate me for this...don't hate me for wanting a nice, smooth back area for the next girl i date not to ever see.

p.s. my mum just said she could book me in with the nice lady that does her legs...sugaring i think she called it?....whasthathen?

p.p.s. pray for my soul.